Saturday, May 31, 2008

This is why I blog....

Forget all the stuff I've posted previously about the Virginia Tech massacre, and all of that. The guy that killed the Montgomery Regional Hospital security guard, and the Montgomery County Sheriff,the girl that had her boyfriend murdered on the dark-side of Radford,the guy that went in to my local Walmart and killed his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and this guy). Not positive, might be leaving some out, all 39(update: Another one at Tech, this one was a doozey)of those homicides in the 3 years since we've moved here. South Central L.A., I mean Southwest Va. Keep in mind this list doesn't include the "attempted" murders, drive by's and whatnot, where the people ended up living. We added 3 more to the list last night. 2 septuagenarians, and a bovine. A Pulaski County Sheriff shot and killed a deranged 70 year old codger. Supposedly he attacked the officer with "a blunt object, and a knife". The other incident, in nearby Floyd County, entailed an Animal Control officer attempting to kill a cow. The cow and the owner both died of gunshot wounds...If you don't believe me, you should question your beliefs... I think I need to get another gun, and a bigger knife. Welcome to the jungle.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

WTF?

Man overboard! Abandoned blog!
Oh dear, once again, the assinine nature of my exisitance has prevented me from blogging on a regular basis...I will try my best to rectify this in the coming days. It isn't like I haven't had stoopid stuff transpire that might amuse others, but rather that I haven't had the opportunity or motive, it's just that spare time, in these times, is quite precious. See, even if not one person reads these posts, it shows a certain sense of continuity to my life, the lack thereof at some future point, will remain a mystery. And I suppose that is the point of all of this, is to de-mystify one's existance to anyone who plumbs the depths of someone else's life. In any event...
I'll get back to ya...